March 19, 2010
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Zombie Jesus Day

He is risen… RUN!

Zombie Jesus

Sweet Zombie Jesus

Every year on Easter Sunday people around the world celebrate the ressurection of Jesus… the world’s most famous zombie.   

Now the bible doesn’t specifically use the world Zombie… but we all know that anyone who’s dead, buried and then gets up and starts walking around is probably a Zombie . 

Oh sure, the naysayers will point out he’s not the FIRST zombie… that title goes to JC’s pal Lazarus who’d been dead for four days when not-yet-a-zombie-Jesus ressurected him. (see the Gospel of John, chapter 11

 “43And when he thus had spoken, he cried with a loud voice, Lazarus, come forth.

 44And he that was dead came forth, bound hand and foot with graveclothes: and his face was bound about with a napkin. Jesus saith unto them, Loose him, and let him go.”

So he gets credit.  Jesus may not have been the first to walk out of his grave, but he’s certainly the most famous and should be celebrated for other reasons.

So why celebrate Zombie Jesus?  I mean, he wasn’t the first or last Zombie… then why?   Because after he died and rose up, Jesus went around for forty days chatting up his friends and family.    Notice “chatting up” not “eating up” – there’s a big difference.  He’s a positive role model for the undead everywhere!   If  more of the living dead would follow Zombie Jesus’ example the world would be a safer place.

So when you meet a zombie on the streets this Easter, be sure to wish them a Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

It could save your life.

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